2 most stupid quiz question answers ever?

[pasty]

Working from home, I have Southern FM on right now. They have just done some quiz type thingy and.......

Q. Who won the Premier League championship last Sunday

A. Player1: Rangers
A. Player2: Portsmouth

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[bright1064]

Working from home, I have Southern FM on right now. They have just done some quiz type thingy and.......

Q. Who won the Premier League championship last Sunday

A. Player1: Rangers
A. Player2: Portsmouth

:thud::thud:

What do you expect when you listen SFM? Retune your wireless to 106.4 or 106.8/ Depending on where you are right now you will hear ME!! :yahoo:

 

[Easy 10]

Some PEARLERS here.....

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.
Theakston: There's a clue in the title.
Contestant: Leicester.

LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)
Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?
Contestant: France.
Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.
Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.
Trelinski: Just guess a country then.
Contestant: Paris.

THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)
Anne Robinson:- Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what:- Prison, or the Conservative Party?
Contestant: The Conservative Party.

BEACON RADIO (WOLVERHAMPTON)
DJ Mark: For Pounds 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey?

GWR FM (Bristol)
Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO MANCHESTER)
Phil: What's 11 squared?
Contestant: I don't know.
Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
Contestant: Is it five?

RICHARD AND JUDY
Leslie: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
Contestant: Er . . .
Leslie: He makes bread . .
Contestant: Er . ..
Leslie: He makes cakes . . .
Contestant: Kipling Street?

LINCS FM PHONE-IN
Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona.
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.

NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)
Question: What is the world's largest continent?
Contestant: The Pacific

ROCK FM (PRESTON)
Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci.
Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)
O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?
Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... er...
er ... three?

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL)
Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
Caller: Japan.
Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.
Caller: Er .... Mexico?

PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE)
Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)
Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland?
Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?
Contestant: No.

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)
Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er . .. .
Wood: It's got two syllables . . . Kor . . .
Contestant: Blimey?
Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . .
Contestant: (Silence)
Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .
Contestant: Walked?

THE VAULT
Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?
Contestant: Nostalgia.

STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)
Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?
Contestant: Jesus

 

[clippedgull]

What do you expect when you listen SFM? Retune your wireless to 106.4 or 106.8/ Depending on where you are right now you will hear ME!! :yahoo:

One reason not to listen to the Radio.

Just commercial crap pumped out over and over again.

Nothing personal, most of these stations are just loop jobs as you well know!

 

[bright1064]

Nothing personal, most of these stations are just loop jobs as you well know!

Indeed! And as Southern FM are owned by the mighty GCap network, you will notice they are not as good as they used to be!

Bright are independent though, so flick that switch TODAY!

Plus when I talk about football, I know what I'm going on about. Whether it be Albion related or otherwise!

 

[Gully]

Listen to Studio Brussel...they play songs with swearing in them and don't have a watershed.

 

[clippedgull]

Indeed! And as Southern FM are owned by the mighty GCap network, you will notice they are not as good as they used to be!

Bright are independent though, so flick that switch TODAY!

Plus when I talk about football, I know what I'm going on about. Whether it be Albion related or otherwise!

Independent until they are swallowed by the big fish!

Anyway I'm too busy listening to my pirated music.

 

[bright1064]

Independent until they are swallowed by the big fish!

Anyway I'm too busy listening to my pirated music.

To be fair, I NEVER listen to radio when I'm not at work. It would be a bit too much like a busmans holiday for my liking!

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I would rather eat my own feet than listen to Southern FM, Radio 1 or even worse... Bright!

 

[bright1064]

I would rather eat my own feet than listen to Southern FM, Radio 1 or even worse... Bright!

We always appreciate your feedback. In fact if you give me your postal address we'll send a special one-off feedback form, just for you!

We are all gathered round in the office now, waiting with bated breath for your response.

 

[Box of Frogs]

I drive from Eastbourne to Haywards Heath every day - can I get Bright on my radio early morning (6am)? Fed up with SCR & SFM!

 

[bright1064]

I drive from Eastbourne to Haywards Heath every day - can I get Bright on my radio early morning (6am)? Fed up with SCR & SFM!

Yeah you can pick us up all over mid sussex, and also in Lewes and parts of east sussex as well.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

We always appreciate your feedback. In fact if you give me your postal address we'll send a special one-off feedback form, just for you!

We are all gathered round in the office now, waiting with bated breath for your response.

Is it really that unusual to have someone dislike amateur commercial local radio that much?

 

[bright1064]

Is it really that unusual to have someone dislike amateur commercial local radio that much?

No, but the other people normally manage to present their views in a much more constructive and intelligent way.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

No, but the other people normally manage to present their views in a much more constructive and intelligent way.

My apologies. I thought I described it in an eloquent and concise manner, thus ensuring quick reading for all. I'll write 10 paragraphs next time for you though

 

[bright1064]

My apologies. I thought I described it in an eloquent and concise manner, thus ensuring quick reading for all. I'll write 10 paragraphs next time for you though

If you would!

 

[surrey jim]

cant stand southern fm, listen to bright occasionally but Magic is more my cup of tea. have an ipod trip (or something) in car to make my own radio station!

 

[greengoeskiwi]

Back to the original subject of the thread, I was at a pub quiz once and there question was, what is the most expensive city in the world?? Most people when for the obvious answers like London, New York, tokyo.... but the bright spark that wrote the quiz said the answer was...... Russia, alas we all got that one wrong.
They then later on asked the name of Paris Hiltons Chinchila...... We can only assume they meant Chiuaua

 

[Frutos]

From the American Version Of "Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old":

Question: Budapest is the capital of which European country?

Contestant: I thought Europe was a country.

:thud:

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Here's a few classics from the incomparable div-fest - commonly known as FAMILY FORTUNES...

Name something a blind person might use - A sword
Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon
Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde
Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
Name something that floats in the bath - Water
Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
Name something Red - My cardigan
Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal - Mail
Name a number you have to memorise - 7
Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep
Name something you put on walls - Roofs
Name something in the garden that's green - Shed
Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing
Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
Name something associated with the police - Pigs
Name a sign of the zodiac - April
Name something slippery - A conman
Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish
Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato
Name a jacket potato topping - Jam
Name a famous Scotsman - Jock
Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones
Name something with a hole in it - Window
Name a non-living object with legs - Plant
Name a domestic animal - Leopard
Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
Name a way of cooking fish - Cod
Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels
Name a method of securing your home - Put the kettle on
Name something people might be allergic to - Skiing

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