1st t20/20 international = west indies v england

[Barrel of Fun]

Where does masturbating in a loose pair of trousers while watching said sex show fit into that analogy?

Oooh, the stakes have been raised. I would say that they are verging on a par, if I was pushed to do so.

For the record, I did neglect to mention 'Lesbian Sex Show'.

 

[Billy the Fish]

How long will it take for them to get 122?
No chris Gayle so 15 overs I rekon.

 

[Marc]

well that was rubbish, bowlers need to save us now but cant see that happening.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Talk about lay down and die.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

I reckon they will do it in 12 overs for 3 runs.


Good start a wide...

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Windies 11 for 1 need all of 110 to win.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Kahn gone for two fours, how difficult is it to bowl straight?

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Kahn gone for two fours, how difficult is it to bowl straight?

Depends how fast he is doing it, another four....

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Kahn gone for two fours, how difficult is it to bowl straight?

Very

 

[Marc]

RUBBISH drop...f*** sake why are we SOOOOO shit?!?!

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Oh dear, Khan puts one down, Windies strolling along at 82 for 2

Sarwan on 40

 

[the viscount]

oh well another fine mess again.
onwards to the next format of the game and see if we can f____ k the 50over game up !!!!

 

[Marc]

we have been GASH again today, if we fail in the one dayers then a serious revamp of the Central Contracts malarkey needs to be done as half of this lot dont deserve to be there!

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

How many wides (high) are we bowling.

Windies need 7 from 17, we need wickets and dot balls to produce an amazing result.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Great Catch to dismiss Bravo by Pieterson. only 3 needed...

 

[BensGrandad]

Could it be that our players dont care and just look upon it as a free holiday in the West Indies before earning money on the IPL.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Poor Show


West Indies: 123-4 ( 18.0 overs )
England: 121 ( 19.1 overs )
West Indies beat England by 6 wickets