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Giraffe

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Aug 8, 2005
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Await the normal "go up the shitter" comments...

Oops I've done it!
 












Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
19,238
How much of a cum gurgling gutterslut do you think she is?
 








Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
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To be honest mate,I would cancel the date. If you have to come on here and ask what to do you may as well resign yourself to a life of wanking yourself daft to Sexcetera.
 


csider

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Dec 11, 2006
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Hove
riddle and fins, never taken a date (females are who i date) there that has not either noshed me or gone the full distance. do it.
 






To be honest mate,I would cancel the date. If you have to come on here and ask what to do you may as well resign yourself to a life of wanking yourself daft to Sexcetera.

Thing is with Sexcetera, you get like 10 seconds of titty action then by the time I've got into a good thrust some bloke talking comes on ???
 






Marc

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Jul 6, 2003
25,267
RDF Bar, Casino, Lap Dancing Club, Nightclub, then bed for a wank in the morning :thumbsup:







oh sorry thats MY dating pattern with my hand......oooppss
 


phoenix

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May 18, 2009
2,677
Oh Dear DannyBhoy I Think we are in trouble.:)
 


Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
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¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤;3133974 said:
Thing is with Sexcetera, you get like 10 seconds of titty action then by the time I've got into a good thrust some bloke talking comes on ???

What's the similar filth show with the very posh couple, she's blond and he's dark, who get filmed trying out all the sex toys on each other? Mein gott that is one hell of a woman!!
 










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