(this could be older than the sun, but I make no apologies)
> On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me:
>
> twelve chavvers chavving,
> eleven prammers pushing,
> ten lads joy-riding,
> nine ladies drinking,
> eight midriffes showing,
> seven scallies stealing,
> six teens a-laying,
> fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs,
> four stolen phones,
> three navel studs,
> two tracksuit tops
> and a pikey in Burberry
> On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me:
>
> twelve chavvers chavving,
> eleven prammers pushing,
> ten lads joy-riding,
> nine ladies drinking,
> eight midriffes showing,
> seven scallies stealing,
> six teens a-laying,
> fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs,
> four stolen phones,
> three navel studs,
> two tracksuit tops
> and a pikey in Burberry
