101 reasons why Bridcutt should join Sunderland.

[The Oldman]

To see the Northern Lights

 

[Paskman]

22. Liam is also the name of former Albion manager Liam Brady who used to play football for Ireland, as did Niall Quinn who coincidentily was also the former manager and Chairman of Sunderland AFC.

 

[Mackenzie]

23. Liam's wages are set to rocket to an estimated £20,000 a week, which is the same price as a two bedroomed house in Sunderland. If Liam decides to buy a house a week, he'll have over 1000 houses at the end of his three year contract. Or enough Sunderland holiday homes for the entire population of Lewes.

 

[The Birdman]

No player is bigger than the club especially Liam good luck to the guy if we get the right price we should thank him and move on we have shown that we have other players who can come into our side and do Job and we want players who want To play for us and we should not stop players trying new career moves.


He can be a big fish in a smaller pond by going to Sunderland. Away the lad

 

[Justice]

To get coached by that gimp Oatway

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

25: Because he is now soiled in my eyes....

 

[Luke93]

26: Because he's worth about ----> !!!!!!!!!!THREE MILLION POUNDS!!!!!!!!! <-----

 

[Gangsta]

27. So he wont have serious competition for a starting place.

 

[Gangsta]

28. He wont have to worry about dog sh!t in training

 

[Gangsta]

29. He wont ever have to speak to Naylor ever again

 

[tinycowboy]

30. Liam's a HUGE Serge Gainsbourg fan. In Serge's classic oeuvre "Histoire de Melody Nelson", the track "En Melody" reveals that Melody dreamt of once more seeing "le ciel de Sunderland". Now Liam wants to see it for himself.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

30. To go into Newcastle on a night out and fight with his shirt off like all the locals, oh and then piss the bed when he gets home.

(Yes most of thats from Geordie Shore, but they're all the same up there).

 

[Icy Gull]

31, Because he doesn't want to play for Brighton any more and Sunderland will probably pay more for him than any other Premier League team, which is quite telling really.

 

[tip top]

32. Liam at 5ft 8" in stature is the same height as former Arsenal hero Alan Sunderland. Also, they're hair would not be dissimilar if bridders decided to grow his locks.

 

[vegster]

33, Northern England and Scotland is rising compared to southern England due to Isostasy and the melting of the glacier that extended down to East Anglia. Those of diminutive height are therefore better positioned to pass on their genes in Northern England rather than the frequently flooding South.

 

[Giraffe]

34. Liz Costa and Sarah Watts will never "accidentally" sit on him again

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Because even when you are playing Man Utd in a Cup Semi Final there will be 17,000 unsold tickets for your friends and family to use

 

[symyjym]

36) He is not into permanent tattoos anymore and he has heard that there is a place in Sunderland that do great transfers.

 

[Giraffe]

11,

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17? -

Number 2...

20 because

25: Because

31, Because.

Unbelievable "variety" of punctuation after the numbers on this thread. Surely it can only be a fullstop as in 1.

Nothing else.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Because his Mother was a Hamster and his Father Smelt of Elderberries.