10 everyday phrases it's impossible not to sing

[worthingseagull]

going down the shoreham road .....

 

[Puppet Master]

I rarely go near a hospital without singing "You're going home in a F****** ambulance".

I think they've stopped that patient transport now

 

[knocky1]

I think they've stopped that patient transport now

You're going home in a f****** volunteer patient transport service...........if you're lucky.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I

 

[GT49er]

Load of bollox. I've just tried them all, and it's not impossible at all.


Presumably this piece of 'work' was paid for by our licence fee; we're obviously paying them too much!

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

You're not alone

 

[Goldstone1976]

I'd like to teach the world to sing.

A finger of fudge...