[News] 1 in 10 'Lewis' sausage rolls in their tea.

[Stat Brother]

Disassociation Stat back again.

Horror of the sausage roll dunkers as tea lovers ditch biscuits for Greggs

The days of dunking rich tea and ginger nut biscuits into teas seem to be a thing of the past, with Brits now apparently using sausage rolls and sandwiches. Each to their own...

www.dailystar.co.uk

In case you can't quantify the magnitude of such a thing here's a photo containing a cuppa tea and a sausage roll.

The 10th poster to reply to this NEWS and scream for a policeman statistically is both lying and a monster.

 

[schmunk]

Tea? I don't like tea.







A Scotch Egg dunked in my coffee? That's an idea I can get behind.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

There are some sick people out there folks.....

 

[BBassic]

I guarantee these absolute heathens also stand up to wipe.

 

[schmunk]

I guarantee these absolute heathens also stand up to wipe.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

I guarantee these absolute heathens also stand up to wipe.

Nowt wrong with standing up to wipe, especially after a heavy night, followed by a kebab, probably best to walk about a bit and get right in there, making sure there are no klingonz left.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Tea? I don't like tea.

You and me both.





A Scotch Egg dunked in my coffee? That's an idea I can get behind.

 

[BBassic]

Nowt wrong with standing up to wipe, especially after a heavy night, followed by a kebab, probably best to walk about a bit and get right in there, making sure there are no klingonz left.

But if you stand up yer cheeks will close, right? Right?!

Sat on the loo it's all open and easy access.

Stand wiping is madness, madness I tells ya!

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Disassociation Stat back again.

Horror of the sausage roll dunkers as tea lovers ditch biscuits for Greggs

The days of dunking rich tea and ginger nut biscuits into teas seem to be a thing of the past, with Brits now apparently using sausage rolls and sandwiches. Each to their own...

www.dailystar.co.uk

In case you can't quantify the magnitude of such a thing here's a photo containing a cuppa tea and a sausage roll.

View attachment 161050

The 10th poster to reply to this NEWS and scream for a policeman statistically is both lying and a monster.

Might be the case for those uncultured Northerners in Greggs homeland with their cheap sausage rolls but surely nobody down here is going to be dunking an artisan sausage roll made with pork from rare breed pigs in a cuppa. If they said in an oat milk latte then that's another matter.

 

[A1X]

 

[Stat Brother]

Might be the case for those uncultured Northerners in Greggs homeland with their cheap sausage rolls but surely nobody down here is going to be dunking an artisan sausage roll made with pork from rare breed pigs in a cuppa. If they said in an oat milk latte then that's another matter.

You take Greggs name out of your mouth.

 

[Mellotron]

I don't agree with voter suppression but...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I guarantee these absolute heathens also stand up to wipe.

Probably with a cornish pasty

 

[GT49er]

Disassociation Stat back again.

Horror of the sausage roll dunkers as tea lovers ditch biscuits for Greggs

The days of dunking rich tea and ginger nut biscuits into teas seem to be a thing of the past, with Brits now apparently using sausage rolls and sandwiches. Each to their own...

www.dailystar.co.uk

In case you can't quantify the magnitude of such a thing here's a photo containing a cuppa tea and a sausage roll.

View attachment 161050

The 10th poster to reply to this NEWS and scream for a policeman statistically is both lying and a monster.

No news day?

 

[Brovion]

No, no and thrice no.

However I have to admit that once, in the interest of science, I did dunk a sausage roll into a pint of beer. It went soggy and tasted 'wrong' so I was a bit upset that I'd spoilt a perfectly good sausage roll. The bloke whose pint it was weren't too pleased either.

 

[Badger]

I guarantee these absolute heathens also stand up to wipe.

I bet they load the toilet paper the wrong way round on the holder too.

 

[Triggaaar]

The 10th poster to reply to this NEWS and scream for a policeman statistically is both lying and a monster.

And the 10th reply is...

You take Greggs name out of your mouth.

 

[WATFORD zero]

I bet they load the toilet paper the wrong way round on the holder too.

Exactly ! The string should always go through the top left hand corner of the page

 

[portlock seagull]

What’s the Lewis connection bit? Don’t understand sorry

 

[AmexRuislip]

This lady says the meats to big for her mouth and doesn't mind a soggy sausage .....
Woof woof.....