Brentford v Brighton: The Data Nerds Bowl

Right then. Brentford away. A fixture that’s somehow always more irritating than it should be. An opposition built on spreadsheets, xG charts and annoying set pieces. A stadium that looks like someone clicked “generate random ground” on Football Manager. And a match that will — without fail — be described on commentary as a battle…

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Albion in Seventh Heaven

Seven years after sealing promotion to the Premier League, Brighton can look forward to a eighth consecutive season in the top flight. What with the moaning from some Albion fans after another frustrating draw with bloody Burnley, a landmark was missed by many. With Albion’s point and Luton losing, Albion became mathematically safe from relegation…

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The Albionisation of Sussex

There’s been a blue-and-white revolution quietly playing out on the playing fields of Sussex. I’ve coached kids’ football in mid-Sussex for over a decade. I now look after the young children, aged six and seven. Sessions mostly involve running around pretending to be a tiger or a gorilla, playing silly games and encouraging them to…

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