[Misc] Jubilee parties.....

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• Jun 5, 2022

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So off to our jubilee party later.

Covered in red white and blue.

But I was thinking of our exit strategy ........and I am going with ' sorry guys it was nice to see you but I have a busy afternoon of landscaping to do, if you know what I mean'.

Will that do

Have you got any other exit strategies


I bet you have.

 

Cheshire Cat

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Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Jun 5, 2022

• #2

It's raining.

Just don't go in the first place.

 

Icy Gull

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• Jun 5, 2022

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Mouldy Boots said:

So off to our jubilee party later.

Covered in red white and blue.

But I was thinking of our exit strategy ........and I am going with ' sorry guys it was nice to see you but I have a busy afternoon of landscaping to do, if you know what I mean'.

Will that do

Have you got any other exit strategies


I bet you have.

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My exit strategy was to come to France last Sunday

Must get my VPN up and running before the next Grand Prix!

 

Blue Valkyrie

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Valhalla

• Jun 5, 2022

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Oversleep and miss it.

 

LamieRobertson

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SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Jun 5, 2022

• #5

“I’m off now bye” …found this works quite well

 

Icy Gull

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• Jun 5, 2022

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LamieRobertson said:

“I’m off now bye” …found this works quite well

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Unless you’re a woman when it takes at least half an hour after you’ve said it to actually leave. Ask me how I know

 

bhafc99

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Dubai

• Jun 5, 2022

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You could play the Prince Andrew card, and conveniently ‘test positive for Covid’ at the key moment.

 

Is it PotG?

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Sussex by the Sea

• Jun 5, 2022

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Cricket + Wales/Ukraine.

That'll do.

 

zefarelly

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Sussex, by the sea

• Jun 5, 2022

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Why would anyone have a party today when tomorrows a school day?

 

Guinness Boy

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Jun 5, 2022

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Just tell them you're Mouldy Boots from NSC and they'll back away from you.

 

D

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• Jun 5, 2022

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LamieRobertson said:

“I’m off now bye” …found this works quite well

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Yeah but will that work after being there 5 mins, and thinking this neighbour is a labour activist who happens to be a pompey fan?
It could all kick off
What neutral subjects should we talk about?
Are there any swingers here today?

 

D

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Guinness Boy said:

Just tell them you're Mouldy Boots from NSC and they'll back away from you.

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Or come on to me.

 

Questions

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Worthing

• Jun 5, 2022

• #13

I got ratarsed at yesterdays party so I can’t come today

 

WATFORD zero

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Mouldy Boots said:

Or come on to me.

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Is Ppf going to be there ?

 

D

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WATFORD zero said:

Is Ppf going to be there ?

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Oh you wish Watford, if it pleasures you, I will see what I can do.

 

D

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Anyone else going to gate crash another local street party?


Surely one party within a mile radius will be banging

 

BadFish

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• Jun 5, 2022

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"Just like Rod and Lizzy should, I am now retiring, goodbye"

Sent from my M2010J19CG using Tapatalk

 

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Herr Tubthumper

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The Fatherland

• Jun 5, 2022

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Cheshire Cat said:

It's raining.

Just don't go in the first place.

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?? It’s 28 degrees here.

 

D

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BadFish said:

"Just like Rod and Lizzy should, I am now retiring, goodbye"

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Fair point, Rod was struggling and clearly the weak link last night. Thank god for the backing singer coming in and giving him some cover!!

 

D

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Double post.