[Football] Mark Page Boro Match Announcer

Lenny Rider said:

Ex Radio One as well.

Remember him giving it large on the mic on the last day of the season up there in 2016, when the footballing gods conspired against us.

Turns out he’s a nonce, gets sentenced today.

I think they call it Karma.

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Fignon's Ponytail said:

You've been holding a grudge all this time...? wow.

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Lenny Rider said:

Ex Radio One as well.

Remember him giving it large on the mic on the last day of the season up there in 2016, when the footballing gods conspired against us.

Turns out he’s a nonce, gets sentenced today.

I think they call it Karma.

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Baker lite said:

Are we still allowed to use the word nonce?

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Arthur said:

I expect a lot of IT professionals on here will be using it quite regularly.

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Baker lite said:

Are we still allowed to use the word nonce?

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rippleman said:

nonce
noun [ C ]
slang
uk
/nɒns/ us
/nɑːns/
a person who commits a crime involving sex, especially sex with a child

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/nonce

Can't see why we wouldn't be allowed to call him a nonce. Because he is!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-60677861

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Lenny Rider said:

Ex Radio One as well.

Remember him giving it large on the mic on the last day of the season up there in 2016, when the footballing gods conspired against us.

Turns out he’s a nonce, gets sentenced today.

I think they call it Karma.

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BBassic said:

I've worked in database development for 10 years now and I just had to look this up!

Blimey, I had no idea.

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Arthur said:

Of all the IT professions I would have thought you would have heard of it before. The child in me still giggles in meetings when our DBAs/Architects talk about passing the nonce.

The use of it in the context of this thread is so I'm led to believe a prison acronym....Not Of Normal Circular Exercise as the sex offenders weren't allowed to exercise with the "normal" prisoners.

I'm full of useless information today!! Still took 5 goes to get Wordle though.

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Arthur said:

Of all the IT professions I would have thought you would have heard of it before. The child in me still giggles in meetings when our DBAs/Architects talk about passing the nonce.

The use of it in the context of this thread is so I'm led to believe a prison acronym....Not Of Normal Circular Exercise as the sex offenders weren't allowed to exercise with the "normal" prisoners.

I'm full of useless information today!! Still took 5 goes to get Wordle though.

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Gazwag said:

I think justice is the right word

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Arthur said:

I expect a lot of IT professionals on here will be using it quite regularly.

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BBassic said:

I've worked in database development for 10 years now and I just had to look this up!

Blimey, I had no idea.

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chimneys said:

I always thought it was the simpler and therefore more likely Not ON Communal Exercise? Pretty sure its not Normal or Circular..... but if I'm right, I'm sure you are otherwise still full of useless info!

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The acronym N.O.N.C.E. comes from HMP Wakefield at the turn of the century and was marked on the cell card of any prisoner who may have been in danger of violence from other prisoners – it means ‘Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise’. So that staff would not open their doors when other prisoners were out.

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BNthree said:

I've worked in IT for 20 years and only know of nonce as meaning a sex case bound for the register.

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Arthur said:

Just googled and found the following



I bow down to your superior knowledge of prison slang.......where did you do your bird?

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