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[Lenny Rider]

Ex Radio One as well.

Remember him giving it large on the mic on the last day of the season up there in 2016, when the footballing gods conspired against us.

Turns out he’s a nonce, gets sentenced today.

I think they call it Karma.

 

[Acker79]

I don't think that's how karma works...

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Ex Radio One as well.

Remember him giving it large on the mic on the last day of the season up there in 2016, when the footballing gods conspired against us.

Turns out he’s a nonce, gets sentenced today.

I think they call it Karma.

You've been holding a grudge all this time...? wow.

 

[South west gull]

You've been holding a grudge all this time...? wow.

Well said Lenny

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[AmexRuislip]

What's more worrying is that he was a dj in the Philippines and on armed forces radio.
Sick tw@t.
Should be sent to the glass house at Colchester.

 

[Baker lite]

Ex Radio One as well.

Remember him giving it large on the mic on the last day of the season up there in 2016, when the footballing gods conspired against us.

Turns out he’s a nonce, gets sentenced today.

I think they call it Karma.

Are we still allowed to use the word nonce?

 

[Arthur]

Are we still allowed to use the word nonce?

I expect a lot of IT professionals on here will be using it quite regularly.

 

[BBassic]

I expect a lot of IT professionals on here will be using it quite regularly.

I've worked in database development for 10 years now and I just had to look this up!

Blimey, I had no idea.

 

[rippleman]

Are we still allowed to use the word nonce?

nonce
noun [ C ]
slang
uk
/nɒns/ us
/nɑːns/
a person who commits a crime involving sex, especially sex with a child

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/nonce

Can't see why we wouldn't be allowed to call him a nonce. Because he is!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-60677861

 

[BBassic]

nonce
noun [ C ]
slang
uk
/nɒns/ us
/nɑːns/
a person who commits a crime involving sex, especially sex with a child

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/nonce

Can't see why we wouldn't be allowed to call him a nonce. Because he is!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-60677861

I would imagine he's going to make some spurious remark about the woke liberal lefty wokey pokeys cancelling it because it's offensive to pedo's.

Or something.

 

[Gazwag]

Ex Radio One as well.

Remember him giving it large on the mic on the last day of the season up there in 2016, when the footballing gods conspired against us.

Turns out he’s a nonce, gets sentenced today.

I think they call it Karma.

I think justice is the right word

 

[Arthur]

I've worked in database development for 10 years now and I just had to look this up!

Blimey, I had no idea.

Of all the IT professions I would have thought you would have heard of it before. The child in me still giggles in meetings when our DBAs/Architects talk about passing the nonce.

The use of it in the context of this thread is so I'm led to believe a prison acronym....Not Of Normal Circular Exercise as the sex offenders weren't allowed to exercise with the "normal" prisoners.

I'm full of useless information today!! Still took 5 goes to get Wordle though.

 

[BBassic]

Of all the IT professions I would have thought you would have heard of it before. The child in me still giggles in meetings when our DBAs/Architects talk about passing the nonce.

The use of it in the context of this thread is so I'm led to believe a prison acronym....Not Of Normal Circular Exercise as the sex offenders weren't allowed to exercise with the "normal" prisoners.

I'm full of useless information today!! Still took 5 goes to get Wordle though.

Yeah I'm honestly a bit astounded I've never heard it used in that context before. Nobody I've ever interacted with has used it either!

I just asked one of my front-end / full stack friends and he said he'd heard it used before.

....I kinda want to throw it in to conversation at the next stand-up and see what the reaction is...

 

[chimneys]

Of all the IT professions I would have thought you would have heard of it before. The child in me still giggles in meetings when our DBAs/Architects talk about passing the nonce.

The use of it in the context of this thread is so I'm led to believe a prison acronym....Not Of Normal Circular Exercise as the sex offenders weren't allowed to exercise with the "normal" prisoners.

I'm full of useless information today!! Still took 5 goes to get Wordle though.

I always thought it was the simpler and therefore more likely Not ON Communal Exercise? Pretty sure its not Normal or Circular..... but if I'm right, I'm sure you are otherwise still full of useless info!

 

[Lenny Rider]

I think justice is the right word

Fair point old love

 

[BNthree]

I expect a lot of IT professionals on here will be using it quite regularly.

I've worked in IT for 20 years and only know of nonce as meaning a sex case bound for the register.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I've worked in database development for 10 years now and I just had to look this up!

Blimey, I had no idea.

Also used in ICT/Comms for SIP authentication. Always gets a laugh in our department, crazy days

 

[Arthur]

I always thought it was the simpler and therefore more likely Not ON Communal Exercise? Pretty sure its not Normal or Circular..... but if I'm right, I'm sure you are otherwise still full of useless info!

Just googled and found the following

The acronym N.O.N.C.E. comes from HMP Wakefield at the turn of the century and was marked on the cell card of any prisoner who may have been in danger of violence from other prisoners – it means ‘Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise’. So that staff would not open their doors when other prisoners were out.

I bow down to your superior knowledge of prison slang.......where did you do your bird?

 

[Arthur]

I've worked in IT for 20 years and only know of nonce as meaning a sex case bound for the register.

Well I've taught you and [MENTION=20488]BBassic[/MENTION] something today......think I'll have the rest of the day off!!

 

[chimneys]

Just googled and found the following



I bow down to your superior knowledge of prison slang.......where did you do your bird?

None of your business, but mainly the bedroom these days!

We will call it a draw!