[Football] Ivan toney going to be in trouble - BANNED for 8 months to 17th Jan 2024

Swansman said:

maybe

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jcdenton08 said:

And yet Ian was at the Goldstone, Priestfield, Withdean. Supporting the club. Going to matches. Helping behind the scenes. Broadcasting about his club.

You, on the other hand, joined this forum because you have a strange fixation with the club's manager and will leave here as soon as he does. There's just something so enormously amusing about "swansman" rocking up on the Arsenal/Chelsea/Man Utd forums the day he is appointed. They won't know what has hit them.

Your uniquely condescending brand of know-it-all arrogance combined with some genuinely rather sinister undertones with regards to your personal life, will make the cult of "Swanny" anew, as you proudly defend the mighty Red Devils or whoever, racking up tens of thousands of posts. Soon you'll be spending your waking life on RedCafe commenting on every single thread, whether you have anything to contribute or not. Oh, and you still won't ever actually attend any games. Ever.

The internet is a fascinating place.

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jcdenton08 said:

And yet Ian was at the Goldstone, Priestfield, Withdean. Supporting the club. Going to matches. Helping behind the scenes. Broadcasting about his club.

You, on the other hand, joined this forum because you have a strange fixation with the club's manager and will leave here as soon as he does. There's just something so enormously amusing about "swansman" rocking up on the Arsenal/Chelsea/Man Utd forums the day he is appointed. They won't know what has hit them.

Your uniquely condescending brand of know-it-all arrogance combined with some genuinely rather sinister undertones with regards to your personal life, will make the cult of "Swanny" anew, as you proudly defend the mighty Red Devils or whoever, racking up tens of thousands of posts. Soon you'll be spending your waking life on RedCafe commenting on every single thread, whether you have anything to contribute or not. Oh, and you still won't ever actually attend any games. Ever.

The internet is a fascinating place.

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Swansman said:

Silly but wont judge without context. He's obviously in some warm country so he could really just mean "**** Brentford" in that sense. If I go to Bahamas right now I could say "**** Sweden ".

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jcdenton08 said:

And yet Ian was at the Goldstone, Priestfield, Withdean. Supporting the club. Going to matches. Helping behind the scenes. Broadcasting about his club.

You, on the other hand, joined this forum because you have a strange fixation with the club's manager and will leave here as soon as he does. There's just something so enormously amusing about "swansman" rocking up on the Arsenal/Chelsea/Man Utd forums the day he is appointed. They won't know what has hit them.

Your uniquely condescending brand of know-it-all arrogance combined with some genuinely rather sinister undertones with regards to your personal life, will make the cult of "Swanny" anew, as you proudly defend the mighty Red Devils or whoever, racking up tens of thousands of posts. Soon you'll be spending your waking life on RedCafe commenting on every single thread, whether you have anything to contribute or not. Oh, and you still won't ever actually attend any games. Ever.

The internet is a fascinating place.

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LamieRobertson said:

Will you be saying the same if you come and live in Portslade

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Swansman said:

No idea, I might fall in love with the place. Who knows, maybe I'll never leave England once I'm there.

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LamieRobertson said:

It was a light hearted comment swannie …

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LamieRobertson said:

It was a light hearted comment swannie …

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hans kraay fan club said:

My take on that 3 second clip, is that there is one thing he is planning to ****, and it's not a football club.

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Questions said:

Good on the boy. I would

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jcdenton08 said:

Incidentally, I took a moment to register the username "Swansman" on the forums of every top ten PL club. For sale, if you're interested?

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Swansman said:

No idea, I might fall in love with the place. Who knows, maybe I'll never leave England once I'm there.

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jcdenton08 said:

Incidentally, I took a moment to register the username "Swansman" on the forums of every top ten PL club. For sale, if you're interested?

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Swansman said:

... and your point is?

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jcdenton08 said:

He is married with a young son at home...

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hans kraay fan club said:

You’ve messed up there.

Swanny joined us, as Potter moved here from Swansea, thus the ‘swansman’ moniker. Accordingly, when he signs up to RedCafe or wherever, it will be as ‘Gullsman’...

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wellquickwoody said:

You know nothing about English football culture, you have not lived it, sweated it or breathed it in. You are just an outside observer.

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