[Albion] Bent ID

Is it PotG?

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Feb 20, 2017

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Sussex by the Sea

• Aug 16, 2021

• #1

What happens if, whilst walking up from the station to the stadium, my photo DL tumbles from my pocket, lands end up and I tread on it?

The creased photo will now look nothing like me, and will cause significant delays.

What shall I do?

Concerned of Tunbridge Wells.

 

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Billy the Fish

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Oct 18, 2005

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• Aug 16, 2021

• #2

Ask someone to smash your face in so it matches the photo.

No charge

 

Is it PotG?

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Feb 20, 2017

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Sussex by the Sea

• Aug 16, 2021

• Thread starter
• #3

Billy the Fish said:

Ask someone to smash your face in so it matches the photo.

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Cheers, good plan.

 

studio150

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Jul 30, 2011

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• Aug 16, 2021

• #4

Is it PotG? said:

What happens if, whilst walking up from the station to the stadium, my photo DL tumbles from my pocket, lands end up and I tread on it?

The creased photo will now look nothing like me, and will cause significant delays.

What shall I do?

Concerned of Tunbridge Wells.

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I would be more concerned about the ID falling from your pocket and not noticing that it fell out, and then you have no ID to produce.

 

Titanic

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• Aug 16, 2021

• #5

studio150 said:

I would be more concerned about the ID falling from your pocket and not noticing that it fell out, and then you have no ID to produce.

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Oh MY GOD!

Looking for trousers with zip pockets now.

#panic

 

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BN41Albion

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Oct 1, 2017

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• Aug 16, 2021

• #6

Titanic said:

Oh MY GOD!

Looking for trousers with zip pockets now.

#panic

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But what happens if the zip gets jammed and you can't then retrieve the ID from your pocket when asked!??

 

Bry Nylon

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• Aug 16, 2021

• #7

Billy the Fish said:

Ask someone to smash your face in so it matches the photo.

No charge

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That could be the biggest queue of the day

 

Titanic

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BN41Albion said:

But what happens if the zip gets jammed and you can't then retrieve the ID from your pocket when asked!??

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Emergency scissors in other pocket

 

SIMMO SAYS

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• Aug 16, 2021

• #9

BN41Albion said:

But what happens if the zip gets jammed and you can't then retrieve the ID from your pocket when asked!??

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Take a pair of scissors with you - job done
Whoops I see I took too long replying - doh!
Sure to let you in with scissors - or perhaps not.

 

swindonseagull

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• Aug 16, 2021

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SIMMO SAYS said:

Take a pair of scissors with you - job done
Whoops I see I took too long replying - doh!
Sure to let you in with scissors - or perhaps not.

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Won’t be allowed in with scissors…

My daughter had a small travel deodorant confiscated @ withdean because it could easily be made into a flame thrower!!( I kid you not)

 

Gazwag

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• #11

If you look like this you'll be ok

 

Cowfold Seagull

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• Aug 16, 2021

• #12

Titanic said:

Oh MY GOD!

Looking for trousers with zip pockets now.

#panic

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Well with all the crap that we will be required to take l'm going to need to wear a jacket with deep pockets.

 

Cowfold Seagull

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• #13

Gazwag said:

If you look like this you'll be ok

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And be called Darren.

 

Titanic

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Cowfold Seagull said:

Well with all the crap that we will be required to take l'm going to need to wear a jacket with deep pockets.

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Here you go

 

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pishhead

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Jul 9, 2003

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• Aug 16, 2021

• #15

Make a big fuss, hold everyone else up and email Barber whilst refusing to let anyone pass until you get a reply.

 

Justice

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Jun 21, 2012

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• Aug 16, 2021

• #16

Everyone should order a novelty ID 30,000 Graham Potters how would the club deal with that one

 

AmexRuislip

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• Aug 16, 2021

• #17

SIMMO SAYS said:

Take a pair of scissors with you - job done
Whoops I see I took too long replying - doh!
Sure to let you in with scissors - or perhaps not.

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Simmo scissor hands

swindonseagull said:

Won’t be allowed in with scissors…

My daughter had a small travel deodorant confiscated @ withdean because it could easily be made into a flame thrower!!( I kid you not)

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How's the flame throwing act going then, an alternative to Diversity........'Arsony'

 

SIMMO SAYS

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• Aug 16, 2021

• #18

swindonseagull said:

Won’t be allowed in with scissors…

My daughter had a small travel deodorant confiscated @ withdean because it could easily be made into a flame thrower!!( I kid you not)

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I was joking about the scissors but I will make sure I am smelling nice under the armpits for meeting up with [MENTION=11350]LamieRobertson[/MENTION]

 

Questions

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• Aug 16, 2021

• #19

I have a dark green fishing waist coat that has 12 pockets of which 8 are zipped. I shall be wearing it to all home games. If you see me give me a wave.

 

Guinness Boy

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• Aug 16, 2021

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Cowfold Seagull said:

Well with all the crap that we will be required to take l'm going to need to wear a jacket with deep pockets.

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I'm talking a smart phone, which I take anyway, with my ticket, covid pass and photo of my passport on it

That's LESS that I carried when I had mine and my son's ST cards and cash to give him and the bar people and the phone.