- Oct 17, 2008
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[News] Like a scene from Saving Private Ryan.
- Thread starter jcdenton08
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LamieRobertson
Not awoke
A sauce told me that the traffic caught up in that had a lot of ketching up to do
I've heard [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] likes scenes from Saving Ryan's Privates
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
In Heinzsite you'd thought the drivers satnavs would've warned them of the jam......
el punal
Well-known member
The police will relish that one.
el punal
Well-known member
As Ted Hastings would say “Bloody Mary! Mother of God!”
Baker lite
Banned
Drivers stuck in the queue of traffic played eye spy to passata the time...
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Shame it wasn't fish-paste. Tomato-puree puns aren't easy. I'll concentrate on coming up with one!
Pint of Ale and a Burger
New member
Traffic JAM caused by TOMATOES near SPAGHETTI junction.
That should certainly give people food for thought.
That should certainly give people food for thought.
drew
Drew
Now had it blocked the junction of the M6, A38M, A38 etc, then this would be hysterical.
Pevenseagull
Anti-greed coalition
- Jul 20, 2003
- 19,643
How would you describe a shed load if the lorry was transporting lots of sheds?
banjo
GOSBTS
Don’t forget the holy donkey.
*cough* It’s SHAVING Ryan’s Privates.
- Aug 24, 2020
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What is the point of manscaping? I'm in my 60s, and I grew up with VERY hairy 1970s rock and porn stars. And that was just the women.
This has gone pasta joke now.
ConfusedGloryHunter
He/him/his/that muppet
- Jul 6, 2011
- 2,047
These tomato puns give me the pip.
The shorter the bush the taller the tree.
I'm not sure I'd trust the sauce of the article TBH, looks like it was written by a right plum. But I have first hand experience of how some lorry drivers Ragu it up and down the motorways