[News] Like a scene from Saving Private Ryan.

[jcdenton08]

With tomatoes.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-57329077

 

[LamieRobertson]

A sauce told me that the traffic caught up in that had a lot of ketching up to do

 

[Guinness Boy]

I've heard [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] likes scenes from Saving Ryan's Privates

 

[AmexRuislip]

A sauce told me that the traffic caught up in that had a lot of ketching up to do

In Heinzsite you'd thought the drivers satnavs would've warned them of the jam......

 

[el punal]

A sauce told me that the traffic caught up in that had a lot of ketching up to do

The police will relish that one.

 

[el punal]

With tomatoes.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-57329077

As Ted Hastings would say “Bloody Mary! Mother of God!”

 

[Baker lite]

Drivers stuck in the queue of traffic played eye spy to passata the time...

 

[Jack Straw]

Shame it wasn't fish-paste. Tomato-puree puns aren't easy. I'll concentrate on coming up with one!

 

[essbee1]

No injuries. Everyone was (tomato) VINE.

 

[PTC Gull]

There's 57 ways you could look at that!

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Traffic JAM caused by TOMATOES near SPAGHETTI junction.
That should certainly give people food for thought.

 

[drew]

Now had it blocked the junction of the M6, A38M, A38 etc, then this would be hysterical.

 

[Pevenseagull]

How would you describe a shed load if the lorry was transporting lots of sheds?

 

[banjo]

As Ted Hastings would say “Bloody Mary! Mother of God!”

Don’t forget the holy donkey.

 

[El Presidente]

I've heard [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] likes scenes from Saving Ryan's Privates

*cough* It’s SHAVING Ryan’s Privates.

 

[Eric the meek]

*cough* It’s SHAVING Ryan’s Privates.

What is the point of manscaping? I'm in my 60s, and I grew up with VERY hairy 1970s rock and porn stars. And that was just the women.

 

[dazzer6666]

Traffic JAM caused by TOMATOES near SPAGHETTI junction.
That should certainly give people food for thought.

This has gone pasta joke now.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

These tomato puns give me the pip.

 

[El Presidente]

What is the point of manscaping? I'm in my 60s, and I grew up with VERY hairy 1970s rock and porn stars. And that was just the women.

The shorter the bush the taller the tree.

 

[zefarelly]

I'm not sure I'd trust the sauce of the article TBH, looks like it was written by a right plum. But I have first hand experience of how some lorry drivers Ragu it up and down the motorways