[Misc] The Ultimate NSC Insult Kit

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

NSC Patron

Apr 5, 2014

23,592

• May 8, 2021

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In an attempt to make the abusive nature of the internet more worthy, I happened across the Shakespearean insult table. We are mindful how online abuse has got out of hand, so why not make your insults a badge of quotable honour whilst by-passing all filters.

Better to be droning beef-witted maggot pie than a ****.

The Bear Pit would be a decent visit then.

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,883

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• May 8, 2021

• #2

"My olde man, sayeth be a Palace fan, I sayeth begone with you, testicles, thou art a spleeny swag-bellied pigeon-egg."

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

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Apr 5, 2014

23,592

• May 8, 2021

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Jack Straw said:

"My olde man, sayeth be a Palace fan, I sayeth begone with you, testicles, thou art a spleeny swag-bellied pigeon-egg."

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If only NSC was around in 1590.

 

Taybha

Whalewhine

Oct 8, 2008

27,190

Uwantsumorwat

• May 8, 2021

• #4

I guess this has to go with a NSC poster so I'll do the OP first


Paunchy Bat Fowling Fustilarian

 

SeagullinExile

Well-known member

Sep 10, 2010

5,705

London

• May 8, 2021

• #5

Oh my...i could have hours of fun with this!

 

B

Bodian

Well-known member

May 3, 2012

11,858

Cumbria

• May 8, 2021

• #6

Not sure you can beat cockwomble and wankpuffin really!

 

GT49er

Well-known member

Feb 1, 2009

46,755

Gloucester

• May 8, 2021

• #7

So where is 'woke'?

I always thought Shakespeare was a bit rubbish and not really with the vibe ..................

 

AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️

Feb 2, 2014

33,823

Ruislip

• May 8, 2021

• #8

Valorous fusty sussex by the flote,
valorous fusty sussex by the flote
oh we're going up
to winneth the cuppeth
f'r sussex by the flote.....

 

Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park

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Apr 5, 2014

23,592

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GT49er said:

So where is 'woke'?

I always thought Shakespeare was a bit rubbish and not really with the vibe ..................

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Thou woke folly-fallen lewdster.

 

Coldeanseagull

Opinionated

Mar 13, 2013

7,788

Coldean

• May 8, 2021

• #10

Yeasty rump fed strumpet........I think I dated her when I was younger

 

pastafarian

Well-known member

Sep 4, 2011

11,902

Sussex

• May 8, 2021

• #11

GT49er said:

So where is 'woke'?

I always thought Shakespeare was a bit rubbish and not really with the vibe ..................

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fawning flap-mouthed foot-licker

 

GT49er

Well-known member

Feb 1, 2009

46,755

Gloucester

• May 8, 2021

• #12

Brighton Lines said:

Thou woke folly-fallen lewdster.

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Reluctantly impressed if genuine! Sauce?

pastafarian said:

fawning flap-mouthed foot-licker

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Huh?