[Humour] 'Justification' footballers

Baldseagull

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• Sep 16, 2020

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Swansman said:

What about Kuipers? When I was lurking at Svenskafans.com (a site where fans from different team got their own "sub-sites") in the early 00s, I recall him being described as a great keeper.

Also remember wondering how the hell you could hold on to that Zamora fella for several years as he was described as a complete God.

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We didn't sign him from a dutch club, came to us from Bristol Rovers as did Zamora, don't know if Kuipers ever played pro in Holland. The best direct from Holland signing we ever made was Hans Kraay.

 

The Wookiee

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• Sep 16, 2020

• #22

Baldseagull said:

The best direct from Holland signing we ever made was Hans Kraay.

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Dean Wilkins

 

Baldseagull

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The Wookiee said:

Dean Wilkins

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Odd one, a Brit signed from a Dutch club, but who had played for us briefly before, not sure he counts, but I will grant you, a better player for us than Kraay, but not half as entertaining.

 

Hugo Rune

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• Sep 16, 2020

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Brighton players will never get picked for England thanks to Lewis Dunk and Gareth Southgate.

 

Stat Brother

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Hugo Rune said:

Brighton players will never get picked for England thanks to Lewis Dunk and Gareth Southgate.

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Good one.

 

Gazwag

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• Sep 16, 2020

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Never sign a play who's surname you hope describes their goal scoring ability - Leon Best

 

Baldseagull

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Never name your kid after a QPR team, he will look a proper Charlie.

 

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Bodian

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• Sep 16, 2020

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Baldseagull said:

Odd one, a Brit signed from a Dutch club, but who had played for us briefly before, not sure he counts, but I will grant you, a better player for us than Kraay, but not half as entertaining.

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Nor as evil...

 

schmunk

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• Sep 17, 2020

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Gazwag said:

Never sign a play who's surname you hope describes their goal scoring ability - Leon Best

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Pedro Neto?

 

Barham's tash

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• Sep 17, 2020

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A1X said:

We shouldn't buy anyone from Holland because of Jahanbakhsh and Locadia (and Holla)

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spongy said:

And Elvis

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GloryDays said:

And Veltman. (Give it 6 months)

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peterward said:

and the shit nephew Roland Bergkamp.

to think people got excited about him!

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Billy the Fish said:

Danny Holla

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Our recruitment team like a trip to Amsterdam don’t they?!

We’re no longer allowed to sign anyone billed as a ‘former Real Madrid youth team star’ thanks to Jack Harper.

 

Stat Brother

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• Sep 22, 2020

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We can sign unknown player X from joke league Y because of Zamora.

We can't sign unknown player X from joke league Y because of Dwamena.