[Albion] Cardboard cutouts

Questions · May 23, 2020

They are doing it in Germany and quite a few English clubs are taking an interest now. You just pay the club and they print out a cardboard image of you and tie it to your seat.

One fan said it’s the next best thing to actually being there.

Westdene Seagull · May 23, 2020

Will loyalty points be awarded for those attending as their cardboard self ? Daft idea overall !

B52 · May 23, 2020

I'd be board stiff, seeing that.

Tom Hark Preston Park · May 23, 2020

Questions said:
They are doing it in Germany and quite a few English clubs are taking an interest now. You just pay the club and they print out a cardboard image of you and tie it to your seat.

One fan said it’s the next best thing to actually being there.

Can't see the idea being adopted at the Albion. Club would have to pay someone to remove the cardboard image on 85 minutes :lol:

BN9 BHA · May 23, 2020

Questions said:
One fan said it’s the next best thing to actually being there.

There is always that one fan that gets interviewed :lolol:

An Old Seagull · May 23, 2020

I’ve offered the club the use of my sex doll - they wouldn’t guarantee me the points though

BN9 BHA · May 23, 2020

Will there be an option to buy one in plastic?

Dick Swiveller · May 23, 2020

bn9 bha said:
There is always that one fan that gets interviewed

It was a Mr P. Barber from Brighton. Your cardboard cutout can have a 1901 seat and 3 course cardboard meal for just £250.

Pickles · May 23, 2020

I hope whoever runs it as a business get's it right, otherwise I can see it folding.

Is it PotG? · May 23, 2020

Cardboard flasks allowed?

Dick Swiveller · May 23, 2020

Pickles said:
I hope whoever runs it as a business get's it right, otherwise I can see it folding.

Really? With the wind today, I can really see the idea talking off.

RossyG · May 23, 2020

If my effigy was holding a Coke bottle cap, would it be allowed in?

Tom Hark Preston Park · May 23, 2020

RossyG said:
If my effigy was holding a Coke bottle cap, would it be allowed in?

Only if the Coke was flat

Jack Straw · May 23, 2020

Dick Swiveller said:
It was a Mr P. Barber from Brighton. Your cardboard cutout can have a 1901 seat and 3 course cardboard meal for just £250.

Does that include VAT. Very 'Ard To chew?

Dick Swiveller · May 23, 2020

Jack Straw said:
Does that include VAT. Very 'Ard To chew?

Nope - but for an extra £50 + VAT you can be laminated AND given priority to League Cup games. You can go for the budget option which is £150 + VAT which puts you in the corner and you agree to have Mayo Wynne Baxter stamped across your face.

banjo · May 23, 2020

I wonder if the cardboard figures in the east stand will leave early.

Questions · May 23, 2020

An Old Seagull said:
I’ve offered the club the use of my sex doll - they wouldn’t guarantee me the points though

No they would get damaged surely and then you would be letting them all down.

Tom Hark Preston Park · May 23, 2020

Dick Swiveller said:
It was a Mr P. Barber from Brighton. Your cardboard cutout can have a 1901 seat and 3 course cardboard meal for just £250.

Barber cutOUT!

bluenitsuj · May 23, 2020

Is it April 1st?

Questions · May 23, 2020

Pickles said:
I hope whoever runs it as a business get's it right, otherwise I can see it folding.

Well you can guarantee that if the club use dolls they’ll take inflation into consideration Pickles.

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