[Albion] Cardboard cutouts

[Pickles]

Well you can guarantee that if the club use dolls they’ll take inflation into consideration Pickles.

Just hope the idea doesn't get blown up out of proportion.

 

[neilbard]

They are doing it in Germany and quite a few English clubs are taking an interest now. You just pay the club and they print out a cardboard image of you and tie it to your seat.

One fan said it’s the next best thing to actually being there.

Ludicrous!

 

[Sussexscots]

Presumably will still be card only at the catering outlets and the queues will remain static.

 

[Official Old Man]

Never going to work.
How can a bunch of cut out cardboard figures, sat down with their arms crossed and making no noise ever represent the Amex crowd?

Oh...
Will the opposition get 3000 away cut outs as well?
How many cut outs can Seagull Travel get on a coach?
But with 3pm KO's not be permitted (unless law change) wont a few games be played in the evenings when it is darker.
Will the Sheff cutouts have cut out mobile phones lit up?

 

[raymondo]

How much is the carbon offset for each cutout?

 

[Rugrat]

I normally leave on 88 minutes ... will they make me stay till the end?

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Cardboard flasks allowed?

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Yes, but get those tops off.

 

[herecomesaregular]

I've got a large old Jar Jar Binks promo cut out from the cinema in the loft, can I use that?

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Having seen them at Monchengladbach today, you could also raise further income by playing games of Giant Guess Who in the stadium.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Terrible idea, although this is pretty accurate....

 

[fork me]

Seoul FC did it properly...

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/05/21/football/south-korea-sex-dolls-fine-scli-intl/index.html

 

[AmexRuislip]

You'll get served quicker at Dicks Bar, all those stiffs talkin bollox

 

[Sirnormangall]

I’ve offered the club the use of my sex doll - they wouldn’t guarantee me the points though

I hope that gets you free entry and that it doesn’t keep going down on you.

 

[Eeyore]

I think they should give them clackers.

 

[NooBHA]

[MENTION=38333]Swansman[/MENTION]

Could see a Business Opportunity here to produce the Cut Outs down in his "Basement Bunker" before they all start getting their kit off

 

[drew]

This is a step up from cardboard!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52782033

 

[SeagullDubai]

Nope - but for an extra £50 + VAT you can be laminated AND given priority to League Cup games. You can go for the budget option which is £150 + VAT which puts you in the corner and you agree to have Mayo Wynne Baxter stamped across your face.

For an extra fiver you can have a speech bubble.


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[amexer]

If we dont play at neutral ground will home side be able to play recordings of encouragement over speaker.

 

[Frankie]

Would anyone actually notice the difference .

 

[swindonseagull]

No more money from me. Already paying for a ST and not seeing any football.