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[Football] Zaha watch - *** The SEGW finally managed to escape***
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Motogull
Todd Warrior
- Sep 16, 2005
- 9,916
Oh alright.
You're a very naughty boy [MENTION=3858]Motogull[/MENTION]
(will that suffice)
If that's as good as it gets, I'll take it but I expect a bit more next time.
AmexRuislip
Trainee Spy 🕵️♂️
I always accept a challenge, but I've had a really good day out in London, so I don't want to spoil the mood.
You knuckle dragging pedant
Guardian cranking up the old Zaha exit story engine again today…
"Never go back, they say, in a phrase that means diddly-squat in the gilded corridors of Old Trafford. Despite the £93m return of Pogba still proving to be little more than an alarming distraction for Manchester United, Ed Woodward has flipped open his chequebook and is ready to scrawl down another princely sum for a former player who left with the hump. Wilfried Zaha is the man in question and will cost a cool £70m."
Obviously not true, though, as SEGW valuations only start at £280m plus.
"Never go back, they say, in a phrase that means diddly-squat in the gilded corridors of Old Trafford. Despite the £93m return of Pogba still proving to be little more than an alarming distraction for Manchester United, Ed Woodward has flipped open his chequebook and is ready to scrawl down another princely sum for a former player who left with the hump. Wilfried Zaha is the man in question and will cost a cool £70m."
Obviously not true, though, as SEGW valuations only start at £280m plus.
blue-shifted
Banned
He’s always wanted to play for Man U as it happens. He grew up supporting them
Stato
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- Dec 21, 2011
- 6,611
Man U obviously figured out that the only way they are ever going to get their 20% sell on is if they buy him themselves.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
If the re-sign him, I just hope they actually remember to give him a car this time as well. He got a RIGHT old monk-on last time.
Didn't they realise he needed a large bonnet to sprawl across, making finger shapes for his twitter followers ? Disgusting treatment.
Didn't they realise he needed a large bonnet to sprawl across, making finger shapes for his twitter followers ? Disgusting treatment.
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
That's genius.
And thanking god. Don't forget the thanking god.
(Or was that some other bloke? Tyson Fury?)
Sheebo
Well-known member
- Jul 13, 2003
- 29,297
Have told [MENTION=23111]Dougie[/MENTION] [MENTION=25756]Se20[/MENTION] & [MENTION=28302]ThePaddy[/MENTION] about the unrest rumours for months and they’re clearly true. Didn’t believe me did you girls?! Good contacts of former followers of CP2002FC I have... I reckon his market value has dropped significantly due to his woeful performances and attitude. £20mil would be too much for Everton now (source is a plumber I know who once rented a house near Goodison and still has friends up there).
Dougie
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- Jan 11, 2012
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[tweet]1197873960853147648[/tweet]
He really doesn't do himself any favours does he?
https://twitter.com/wilfriedzaha/status/1197873960853147648
He really doesn't do himself any favours does he?
https://twitter.com/wilfriedzaha/status/1197873960853147648
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
Rivalries aside, Zaha is genuinely a bit weird isn't he
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
- 72,015
I made the mistake of putting him in my fantasy team when Palace played Chelsea thinking he might grab the chance to shine against a top club. After his dire performance I have binned him. I’m with [MENTION=457]sheebo[/MENTION] on this, his value must have plummeted since the Summer window. Been close to useless for 1/3 of the season now.
Now watch him find his form against Liverpool
Now watch him find his form against Liverpool
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
The bloke is a real oddball.
Imagine getting upset to the point of tears by a six foot furry hornet.
Imagine getting upset to the point of tears by a six foot furry hornet.
Palacefinder General
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- Apr 5, 2019
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Rivalries aside, Zaha is genuinely a bit weird isn't he
Lewis Hamilton-esque?
Brok
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- Dec 26, 2011
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Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
I was thinking more Michael Jackson
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Then there's this...