Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
I KNOW I'm the most INTELLIGANT person on NSC but even I was SURPRISED at how good this works out, I go to TESCO's BINS and get a few BITS of fruit and VEG that looks half DECENT stick it into a BOX or 2 and away I go.
I KNOCK on the door and say it is ORGASMIC fruit locally produced and that is TRUE as Tescos is only just down the ROAD and I then MUG them off for as MUCH as I can get. It's been going so WELL I've taken on a LAD to help and he was in the Worthing AREA and he sold TWO tiny boxes of fruit and VEG to some HIPSTER for NINE quid.
Unbelievable but I'm going to be RICH at this rate and already I've asked GOOGLE for TAX advice.
I KNOCK on the door and say it is ORGASMIC fruit locally produced and that is TRUE as Tescos is only just down the ROAD and I then MUG them off for as MUCH as I can get. It's been going so WELL I've taken on a LAD to help and he was in the Worthing AREA and he sold TWO tiny boxes of fruit and VEG to some HIPSTER for NINE quid.
Unbelievable but I'm going to be RICH at this rate and already I've asked GOOGLE for TAX advice.