HUGE Palace dilemma

Mr Bridger · Dec 21, 2015

It would have to be via the back doors I'm afraid

gripper stebson · Dec 21, 2015

Se20 said:
Don't think you're Susannah Reid Ready

Yeah but we've got a flash car and a bloody big house. That's all we need surely?

Justice · Dec 21, 2015

El Presidente said:
Could you.......if she was wearing THAT?

Slag

alfredmizen · Dec 21, 2015

El Presidente said:
Could you.......if she was wearing THAT?

yes and as i would jizz all over the badge.

Shropshire Seagull · Dec 21, 2015

Indeed I would, and using persuasive dialogue to turn her from the dark side .....

Also, for the fussy lads on here, doggy style means you don't need to look at her boat ....

alfredmizen · Dec 21, 2015

El Presidente said:
Call me an old fashioned romantic if you must, but personally I'd leave her with a face like an art room sink.

i'd leave her with a face like a painters radio.

nwgull · Dec 21, 2015

loz said:
I would have thought that any man (heterosexual) of say mid 20s up who wouldn't get a quick shag with Susanna because of the football team she supports, needs to have a long hard look at themselves......I mean its only bloody football not even a proper game like Test cricket !!

Definitely this. Life's priorities go something along the lines of: birds/family (age dependent); work/money; football.

Besides, I doubt she ever actually goes to Selhurst.

Prince Monolulu · Dec 21, 2015

Amazing how these small things can put you off women.

Hillian1 · Dec 21, 2015

El Presidente said:
Call me an old fashioned romantic if you must, but personally I'd leave her with a face like an art room sink.

Return of the Rev · Dec 21, 2015

If she had a Middlebrough shirt the lickers and brown nose crew would be all over it :moo:

wigman · Dec 21, 2015

Return of the Rev said:
If she had a Middlebrough shirt the lickers and brown nose crew would be all over it

Or a Bradford City shirt.

Dougie · Dec 21, 2015

Return of the Rev said:
If she had a Middlebrough shirt the lickers and brown nose crew would be all over it

Ain't that the truth .

Marshy · Dec 21, 2015

I would indeed find it extra pleasurable for some reason if she had the Palace shirt on....she would get it hard ;-)

Chicken Run · Dec 21, 2015

Yes of course I would, all day long and she can keep the shirt on, it might make me last longer…

Chicken Run · Dec 21, 2015

Dougie said:
Ain't that the truth .

This

Del Fenner · Dec 21, 2015

wigman said:
Or a Bradford City shirt.

Harsh.

But probably fair.

Phat Baz 68 · Dec 21, 2015

Dougie said:
Who'd have thought it , a palace fan with class .

Only if it involved plenty of urinating and defacating !

Bombadier Botty · Dec 21, 2015

Pogue Mahone said:
An immensely irritating woman even without the shirt. I was so pleased when she left the BBC - her journalistic style is SO tabloid, SO The Sun. I've not seen or heard of her since, until this.

A no from me.

Narcissistic sociopath were the words you were looking for I think.

Return of the Rev · Dec 21, 2015

wigman said:
Or a Bradford City shirt.

The Bradford chairman gave me his club tie which i always wear when on an important job :moo:

Triggaaar · Dec 21, 2015

Obviously. Make a change to get one over Palace.

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