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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_k2SreRyr0
I shouldn't laugh, but...
He goes down like it was a sledgehammer.
I shouldn't laugh, but...
He goes down like it was a sledgehammer.
Here's a video of a two-year old getting hit by a water bomb. Don't need to watch it all, it's in the first 2 seconds. Somehow Kemi goes down like a..err...lead balloon after being hit from at least 15 feet away, and stays down, yet this 2 year old stays on his feet after being hit from point blank range with nothing more of a reaction than a hard Paddington stare. What a big girl's blouse that bloke is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z8IOAhBggk
so he has a new club then - i didn't know this?
Not that I can tell; he's just playing for Curacao
Playing for Curacao? Isn't that a liqueur? He plays for free cocktails basically?
Better that than snacks.
It's a tiny nation so incredibly international footballPlaying for Curacao? Isn't that a liqueur? He plays for free cocktails basically?
But it may come with a glace cherry on a cocktail stick, and probably little bowls of nibbles.
Felled by a bag of water. My god, that's embarrassing. Why are footballers CONSTANTLY pretending to be in agony ? Most of them drop to the floor if someone gives them a hard stare. Its almost like its in their DNA. "I think I felt something...better hit the deck. Start rolling".
You'd think they'd be genuinely embarrassed by their behaviour, but they're completely shameless. I'd love, just once, to have a footballer watch a replay of his theatrics and actually talk us through how much pain he was feeling at that moment he felt something brush his shinpad. Or maybe Kemy could explain to us on his Twitter feed precisely how a bag of water on the back of his neck caused him to collapse to the floor.
I need to hear this.