My mother got me a calendar. First time she's ever bought me an Albion-related present!
"where did you get this from?" [they live in Sutton, never go to Brighton and don't shop on line]
"From a shop in Epsom"
"oh, really?", thinking "WTF sort of shop in Epsom sells an Albion calendar?"
I'll get further details...
Mrs Earle will benefit from a smart new Albion gillet and I have Jimmy Case's book to read.
They do Albion gillets?
*puts a tenner on Sherwood for next manager*