Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
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Fred Hantz is a bit easier to work with. I've been playing around with Ace of Base 'All That She Wants'. Watch this space if inspiration strikes. 'Whatever Lola Wants' is a no-go unless someone can shoe-horn Fred Hantz into that. Best I can come up with so far is something to Bonnie Tyler's 'Lost in France'
Fred Hantz from France
Come to bring us glory...
Fred Hantz from France
We Love...
sha-la-la-la la-la-la-la-lay.....
Still a bit of work in progress but happy with that.
Sami Hyypia on the other hand is a frigging nightmare to pun. He fits elegantly into Radiohead's 'Fitter Happier' but not even a Tony Pulis side deserves a Radiohead-themed chant. Anyhow, as Simster told me 'Fitter Happier' is barely a tune anyway. But just for the hell of it, I have come up with a Radiohead-themed Hyypia chant. To the tune of 'Creep':
He's a Finn..Sami Hyypia.
What the f*ck's he doing here.
I don't belong here...
That'll confuse the opposition fans as much as replacing the 'Stand or Fall' banner with 'Were Loose'. Any others?
Fred Hantz from France
Come to bring us glory...
Fred Hantz from France
We Love...
sha-la-la-la la-la-la-la-lay.....
Still a bit of work in progress but happy with that.
Sami Hyypia on the other hand is a frigging nightmare to pun. He fits elegantly into Radiohead's 'Fitter Happier' but not even a Tony Pulis side deserves a Radiohead-themed chant. Anyhow, as Simster told me 'Fitter Happier' is barely a tune anyway. But just for the hell of it, I have come up with a Radiohead-themed Hyypia chant. To the tune of 'Creep':
He's a Finn..Sami Hyypia.
What the f*ck's he doing here.
I don't belong here...
That'll confuse the opposition fans as much as replacing the 'Stand or Fall' banner with 'Were Loose'. Any others?