pork pie
New member
No like the good little poof I am, I will obey your stereo-type and stay at home making quiche and ordering pink curtains.
I am deeply sorry for appearing on a football forum too. Doubtless that will confuse you as I am not supposed to like sport. I can assure you that I am here because I love the game, and not to solicit young men.
Is it the fit players and their legs on show that gets your interest?