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Does living alone make you a weird perv?

Does living alone make you a weird perv?

  • Yes

    Votes: 25 21.6%
  • No

    Votes: 73 62.9%
  • Burn the freaks.

    Votes: 18 15.5%

  • Total voters
    116
  • Poll closed .


fataddick

Well-known member
Feb 6, 2004
1,601
The seaside.
Everyone would live alone if they could afford to.

People only co-habit/share to spread the cost of mortgage/rent/bills/food etc.

The more people you like with the more of a pikey you are (ie share with one person = twice as pikey than someone who lives alone, two people = four times as pikey, three = eight times and so on).
 

Papa Lazarou

Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Jul 7, 2003
18,822
Worthing
[MENTION=2223]e77[/MENTION] lives alone... hence I voted yes :)
 


MattBackHome

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
11,681
Depends entirely if you resemble someone that a random ex-screw once knew. Or obviously whether or not you have a beard.

But the default position is YES.
 


Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,023
My Cat is happy with just her and Daddy tried co habiting once with a bird never ever again !!!!!
 


bomber130

bomber130
Jun 10, 2011
1,907
Speak for yourself.....Tool!

He probably only lives with someone coz its the only way he can get a regular shag. Me I live on me own and don't go short and get to watch what I want on the tv.

Oh and have to edit my post. someone with the name programme seller is probably shagging a fat ugly bird.
 

tinycowboy

Well-known member
Aug 9, 2008
4,002
Canterbury
I know someone who lives alone who isn't a perv. Therefore, the answer must be no, unless they meet your definition of a perv, but not mine. If there were to be a definitive piece of research into pervs, it would be interesting to see whether a majority of them lived by themselves. My guess would be that they probably don't - based on no evidence of course (this IS NSC).
 

Goldstone Rapper

Rediffusion PlayerofYear
Jan 19, 2009
14,865
BN3 7DE
You make perving sound like a bad thing. None of us would exist if someone didn't perv over someone else somewhere down the line.
 


essbee

New member
Jan 5, 2005
3,656
close this poll now! It's total boll*x and lies.

I would write a longer message - but my meal-for-one
is ready in the microwave.
 

Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,652
Worthing
I know someone who lives alone who isn't a perv. Therefore, the answer must be no, unless they meet your definition of a perv, but not mine. If there were to be a definitive piece of research into pervs, it would be interesting to see whether a majority of them lived by themselves. My guess would be that they probably don't - based on no evidence of course (this IS NSC).

I think if you live on your own you have more scope and freedom to be a perv. If like me you are married it can become quite hard work concealing some of your weirder habits from your partner.
 

tinycowboy

Well-known member
Aug 9, 2008
4,002
Canterbury
I think if you live on your own you have more scope and freedom to be a perv. If like me you are married it can become quite hard work concealing some of your weirder habits from your partner.

That's certainly true, but the internet and the keyboard have made this much easier. Keyboard as in computer keyboard - not like a synthesiser kind of thing, although remember that bloke from Sparks? Now then, did HE live alone? Someone get me a photo of this man!
 


Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,610
Hither (sometimes Thither)
Depends where you're living alone really. If it's in a self-dug cellar neath a changing room or old people's home communal shower, then yes. Same as if you love directly across the road from a swimming pool or a zoo. But in general places, most individuals who aren't drowned in company aren't usually pervs. Not for the first couple of years, at least.
 

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