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Joke A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. 'I'd like to buy a horth' he says to the owner of the farm. 'What sort of horse?', said the owner. 'A female horth,' the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. 'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?" So the owner picks...

The canibal joke had me in stitches, told evryone at work and no-one found is funny. Miserable bastards:angry:

My dogs an engineer cause every time I get his lead he makes a bolt for the door. Boom Boom