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The Scottish curling team are falling apart here.

If she lifted her vest halfway round to reveal a t shirt saying " Putin is a Battyman ", that might do it.

It does not matter what you undress like before the event. It's all about what you bring to the ice rather than the computer enhancements in the pre tournament photo shoot. As I think I intimated earlier, turning up without mascara and eyeliner and understated blusher meant that they had...

It was incredibly tight.... in fact all their ends were tight,just as we all hoped.

Looks like the Russian skip made the fatal error of not applying nail varnish or eyeliner and paid the price, team GB win again !

Heavyweight matchup on the ice as we speak, marketed heavily as underdressed, the Russian girls come up against the smooth purring GB team. Team GB have got their preparations spot on as usual,but, will they have the range of understated hair and make up options to cope with a Russian team...

Korean Curlers showing only small amounts of jewellery and little obvious make-up have lost to the far better scrubbed up GB team. When will these teams learn that if you turn up looking bland without a team ethic of mascara, eyeliner and decent hairstyles you will get beaten.

Just watching a little bit of the Ladies Curling. We should walk this match against Japan, the Japanese girls clearly do not understand what this match is all about, 3 out of 4 have boring short hairstyles, none seem to be wearing makeup and jewelry and have clearly not even bothered to paint...

If only he could play the trumpet as he ski's downhill, wonderful acoustics surely ?

Didn't know Seal Hunting had been accepted as an Olympic event ?

Whoever it was and whatever event it was I'm sure that he/she gave everything and really smashed up the track/slope and threw everything at it/in it/on it as thats whet you have to do. I'm sure that he/she also lived the dream after quitting medical school/breaking a leg/arm/having to work in a...

Been some truly superb, unbelievable and astonishing performances by the Brits this morning, pity it's all from the commentators on 5Live rather than our competitors. I think I have had enough of superlatives, puff and hype for the week already.

I missed the Ladies Slopeslide thingy and our curlers have been struggling to curl one out so have fallen behind a bit. Mind you, the totty count still seems to be quite high.

Why didn't Sir Richard Branson enter ? or some of The Dragons ? we have plenty of moguls with their own cash.

I still can't believe it, its absolutely unbelieveable.

Awsome, phenomenal,biblical achievement. She stood up when it mattered and stayed standing up ! we are medalling mentalists, this is too much, I'm going to have to lie down for a while.

Ah well, the Fin tubed her 720 sticklebacks , need to see a few wipe outs and hope no one smashes it other wise we are toast.

I'm a huge fan of hers, she has to get huge revs,really rip it but not yip it, if she can do that and plant it after nailing it and stay upright she had a huge chance to do something awesome I think.

The Stone Shovers might have a chance

Are you saying that we have learned to grease our tea trays ?