Fair enough.
Call me frigid if you want, but to be honest I would be less likely to empty myself with someone helping me, let alone the thought of it being used in a show.
I don't remember that one, and I would have switched channel as soon as the Vicar mentioned his problem, which would have been well before as you describe what happened.
Yeah that was awful, the excuse to the contestants of why they weren't floating about, was that building a zero gravity space ship required more expensive technology.