But he's VERY SHORT.
It's a quality we're clearly looking for in our players, and it's a natural skill that you just can't teach people. Look at Muzza, he's been playing for literal DECADES and STILL has not learnt.
We already have an Australian style points system for non-EU immigration, against which Percy will be judged (plus the specific rules for footballer work visas).
I've just realised that Percy's next game is against Mr Tumble's Ivory Coast on Monday, adding a little extra frisson of excitement to the otherwise somewhat remote AFCON.