That bloody advert to build the Aston Martin model week by week is pissing me off. I worked it out earlier, it would cost nearly £600 by the time you've bought all the parts of the magazine!
Q: What is the main function of the Australia coach?
A:To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q: What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand?
A:A waiter.
Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the Australian team?
A:The woman who...