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Not really, I just know how to use google / soccerbase.... Wilfried Zaha | Football Stats | Crystal Palace | Age 20 | Soccer Base

Zaha has an incredible SIX bookings already, and has already served his first ban of the season, which is astonishing for a winger, tbh. Some are for diving, and some are for dissent, which is odd, as the Palace on here have told us he never dives, and that he has a terrific attitude. He can't...

When does this exodus start then?

Oh, and it is 'have had', by the way. We take spelling and grammar terribly seriously here... :thumbsup:

Nice sentimental look back, at last season, that. You make it sound fabulous. The reality at the time was that Palace fans in their thousands (and thousands) voted with their feet, because of boring defensive football being served up by the Palace Legend Dougie, and many of you were calling for...

Lolz. So if Palace finish 20th, and we lose in the play-off final, YOU will have had the better seasn, so long as you take 4 points in the derbies? What a complete moron.

Glenn Murray was never idolised by our fans. He was not rated as highly as he should have been. Many didn't like him much at all, because of a percieved attitude problem. He didn't have much choice but to find another club did he, after we had released him at the end of his contract?

Er, we finished a stack of points, and half a league above you?

You are a very poor, very dull spoof, and I've just banned you. Bye.

He played for 10 minutes, and the score was 3-2 when he came on. Stop lying.

On the contrary. Leicester and Wednesday also have one-cap wonder England Internationals. I think Nugent and Bothroyd played more than 9 minutes, though.

my telly must be on the blink.

Vicente is the best player in this division. Or at least he would be if he was ever fit/able/arsed to actually play. Zaha would have to be literally TEN times better than he was the previous three times I've seen him live, to even come close. Seriously.

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The pedant in me feels COMPELLED to point out, that the site it links to is entirely the wrong kind of diving, which sort of ruins the joke. Surely the open goal was THIS site?: Crystal Palace Diving

That is about the strength of it.

We've just beaten Peterborough for the fifth straight time, home and away. I don't think the wife-beater likes talking about us much.

You're an absolute cretin. Sterling is playing against Chelsea. Zaha is playing against Peterborough. Do you not think the standard of the opposition has some relevance? If not, why don't we all just agree that Jake Cassidy at Tranmere is better than either?

zzzzzz. Since you asked, last time we played the corresponding fixture (Peterborough away), Buckley scored both goals in a 2-1 win, including a 35 yard free kick.

I'm not telling you who your best player is. I'm telling you who your best players were THAT night. They were Clyne and Murray. Assisted Ambroses goal? You bell-end. Ambrose picked it up 40 yards out, and belted it in the top corner. What assist? It was a sensational strike, and rightly 'got...