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I can see how that would be awkward if you're a bowler, yes.

What happened to him? Is he even still playing cricket??

Quite. There's not really much to hit down there for ladies, is there? Just flesh & bone, as opposed to a slightly more tender, dangly collection of external tissue :lolol: I can vouch for once getting the full weight of a studded football boot in that region following a slide tackle, many...

David Lloyd: "Bullseye! He's going down in instalments" :lolol:

I'd say not. I don't think anybody finds that nearly so amusing as when it's a bloke, do they? Not sure why that is, maybe because of the soft goods in play when it's a man. And possibly because o f the reaction it inevitably induces in the (male) victim. That is, undeniably, funny. (Were you...

Don't think it's just men. I can confirm I find it equally hilarious when one of you catches a stinger right in the tezzers.

Shame to lose Buttler so late.

Johnson getting chopsy with Moeen :lol:

As certain as anything in sport :lol:

Bring on The Beard.

What's with the sssshing gestures from Starc?

Steve Smith might argue, but I take your point.

I forgot Moeen is still there too. On paper, there's batting quite a long way down the order then. Though Moeen has barely been in form lately.

Played, Joe. Buttler looks a tad nervous, walking on.

Using Sir Geoffrey's analogy of adding a couple of wickets to the scoreline and then assessing it, yes. But it's a lot better than it could have been.

I'm pleased it's not just me being a plank :lolol:

I'm watching online on my laptop, but with the sound muted and listening to TMS. There's a very slight lag behind on TMS. Just switched back to the TV coverage to see Hazlewood celebrating a wicket, whilst in the background, Henry Blofeld wittered on harmlessly about seagulls, and my heart...

Yes, I was momentarily nervous about half an hour ago when they broke into the Mitchell Johnson song...

Balance doesn't seem to have been particularly fluent, from what I've seen of the innings so far, but the runs you get when you're not playing well are often the most valuable. Fifty up, played Gary.