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Splendid effort.

Have to learn to cross a ball first, rather than "stepover... stepover... stepover... stepover... fling self to floor and wave imaginary yellow card"

It's funny, because I swear to God when we were playing dire football in even lower leagues than this, in a stadium even shitter than Selhurst Park (how funny does that sound), our crowds were deemed fair game for piss taking by you guys. And yet yours aren't now the situation is reversed. You...

Eagle boy, why on EARTH would you get so touchy about us mocking your chairman's bad hair? It's quite clearly a legitimate source of amusement, so unless you're his MUM (or his stylist- yes I know its probably unlikely that anybody actually styled it) I can't quite see what's pulling your chain...

:lolol: Never mind the rest of that thread, that's making me chuckle all on its own :lolol:

There's no arrogance in that post, it's based entirely on fact. Arrogance would be if I said we were going to walk this league, which I am most definitely not doing. All I've done is point out your relative status at the moment. Arrogance would also be suggesting, without any factual basis...

Furthermore, we can only dream of being in your position. What is it these days? 14th? We can truly only aspire to the likes of Paddy McCarthy, a Bristol City third choice winger and a goalkeeper who peaked three years ago. We lie awake at night wishing we had a stadium like Selhurst Park and...

No, you're absolutely right. We have nothing WHATSOEVER to take the piss out of you for, have we? Oh....hold on one second...

I've only just noticed the image title in "properties" :lolol:

I already DID Hiney, did you miss it further up the page?

I hope you're not talking about Hiney's.

I was thinking it was like some kind of horrendous cloning experiment involving Chesney Hawkes and Steve Rider.

Roger De Courcey is a Palace fan? Urgh. I have a feeling I have his signature somewhere or other in a dusty childhood autograph book (one of those autographs your parents urge you to get even though you don't actually have a clue who the person is). Shall tear that page out.

The desperate stylings of a man trying to appear younger than he is? :D

Wait...I'm starting to spot a pattern emerging here...

Bunga bunga party with Steve Coppell, Jodie Marsh, Alicia Douvall and Barry from EastEnders.

*****as pointed out on Twitter by HKFC***** :) In all seriousness, can anybody actually imagine walking into a salon and ASKING the stylist for that?

What on EARTH is going on here? :ohmy: It's been a good couple of decades (at least outside Simon Jordan's house) since I've seen anyone with a barnet quite like this. I feel strongly that this hair has potential (for those of you better at Photoshop than me) for some kind of Hiney-style NSC...