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“What didn’t work was my fundamental understanding of reality.” Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.

I’m not sure MWT (Motogull Waking Time) was ever adopted as an international standard time zone. Possibly too unreliable?

That has always been my fear of there being an afterlife. If there should be such a state of existence, then all of the arseholes that made this plane of existence such a rancid binfest have already got there and pulled the same shit again. No thanks.

I suspect the absolutely shameless cop out response from the doom mongers will be along the lines of: “The world did end, but the Lord in their infinite wisdom has bade that it be renewed. And it all happened so quickly that nobody noticed and it couldn’t be detected by any of our scientists...

On the one hand, I was looking forward to the end of all wanting and the peace that comes with no longer having an endless chore list. On the other hand, I was annoyed at the end of the world occurring before the end of the season and before we’d played a single European match. On the...