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A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, "Mother of Six," in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. The man decided that it was time to go home, and wanted to find out if his wife is ready to...

The idea is to spurn far wittier post like yours Afters ! :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

I've retitled the thread okay ?

Told you it was feeble.

Probably the most feeble joke of the day Why does an Elephant have four feet ? Because six inches isn't long enough.

Lammy ! How many times !!! The word is 'NIT' not 'KNIT' you nit !

I thought the original post was better.

Old joke yes, vast improvement of post quality though.

"I'd like two pork chops" said the woman to her butcher. "And make them lean" she said. "Yes madam, which way" said the butcher.

Two bags of vomit were walking down the street and one turns to the other and says 'Do you know I was brought up down that alley ?'

Damn, brilliant joke aqnd these dumb Yanks won't get it ! :(

I have a pretty good 'Rastus and Liza ' one but I can't tell it as by definition it's politically very incorrect. It's about contraception ...........

How do you find out how heavy a whale is ? Go to a Whale Way station.

Why did the one handed man cross the road ? To get to the second hand shop. Okay, if you lot want crappy old 'jokes' .......

Fowl joke indeed.