That French barman was a bit head-mental innit:
Sample conversation between Ned & barman:
Ned: 'Paant of T'Harveys please'
FB: 'ArVEZ? ArVEZ? Wot eez ArVEZ? We av no ArVEZ eer'
Ned: 'Bloody 'ell - paant of t'Tetleys then please'
(barman passes Ned a pint glass two-thirds filled with...