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*said in weak, unconvinced, unconvincing, voice* “We have delivered on that”

The false modesty phrases all over social media; “I’m truly humbled to be have the opportunity to support the limbless albinos of Kathmandu by having a holiday in South Africa and walking up a mountain” “I’m grateful to be able to say I have been offered the role of blah blah blah” Etc

Putting “super” in front of words. The word you’re looking for is “very”.

Also, people don’t find Russians very funny right now.

I love a good Karma Facebook post. This one popped up on one of my twat friends pages the other day . “A lot to unpack” here. Not seeking revenge. Except for a maniac wielding a Tommy gun. Obvs. Karma? I don’t believe in such nonsense but if I did I’d like to think Karma was more about...

A.Hitler

“The thing about me is..” Allow me to finish that sentence for you.

Usually followed a week later on Facebook with; “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” (trans; I’ve been a massive twat to my boyfriend). “Sometimes we all need a bit of time to ourselves” (trans; I’ve been a massive twat to everyone). “It’s not how hard we get...

You can always turn the work down.

I hate that one too.

Apparently….. People use it in the exact opposite sense. It means it is apparent. It’s there for all to see. It’s obvious. But in practice what most people mean when they say it these days is “I read in the Daily Mail” Or “My mate Bob said..”

Terrible. The major flaw with using jargon is that unless everybody understands and is very familiar with it, it causes confusion. The exact opposite of the objective.

Common people, usually women… “The thing about me is…” Usually followed by things like; I take care of everyone else before myself I can’t stand fake people What you see, is what you get. I speak my mind. I have a lot of patience but once I go, I go I’m fiercely loyal, anyone hurts my...

Softly softly catchy monkey. I agree with the meaning of the phrase I just simply loathe the words themselves, "catchy". Ugh. It all seems so breathey and a bit noncey. I get a similar nauseated feeling when someone shortens Spaghetti Bolognese to spag-bol. Come on, we can do better than this...

“One of the first…” No. It’s either the first or it’s not.

Bit lonely down in the pit? :lolol::lolol::lolol::lolol::lolol::lolol::lolol::bigwave::bigwave::bigwave::bigwave:

“I can say anything I like no matter how inaccurate or offensive because it’s freedom of speech”