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I'm bored time for a bad joke thread (again!)..... I'll start: A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. When he wakes up, he sees the sky has turned purple. He looks around andnotices that the palm trees are purple, as is the sea and the beach,too. Then he looks down at his clothes, hair and...

He is due to star in the West End next month as Father Xmas. Since he has been bailed tickets for the production of 'Fiddler on the Roof' will continue! I'll get my coat :jester:

Lady laying on beach, Michael Jackson is standing over her. She says "excuse me, your in my son!"

From the same ilk - Q. What do vegetarian worms eat? A. Linda McCartney

Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."

I saw a woman standing at the side of the road with smoke coming out of her car. I enquired 'Can I help?' She said 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'You look beautiful and the world's your oyster'

Why did Nivea Cream? Because Max Factor!:lolol:

Why does it take 5 women with PMT to change a lightbulb? BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, ALRIGHT?