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Yes. Yes I think Sir GUS would approve. Entry GRANTED.

Does the yellow band suggest he's had fingers and tops? I'm not sure that's sufficiently impressive for Club Gus. ENTRY DENIED.

I should make it clear that Club Gus doesn't offer sexual services, Gianluca. However if you must walk in while being wanked off by some attractive LADYSAWT, please do so in a discrete manner.

No need to worry about that. We've got this crock of shit nearby: The North Stand Chat Arms - North Stand Chat

Ginola YES, Rijkaard YES Note to Frank Rijkaard - we take a dim view of gobbing in people's hair in this establishment. Not to suggest that your spat with Voeller wasn't superb entertainment, but we'll have none of that in the smoking room if you please.

IN. Excellent shout.

He was allowed onto the committee in order to prevent him behaving like Peggy, *desperately* aspiring to become a yellow coat. I thought this was made clear? In the eventuality, we will of course wheel him out when accusations of elitism come our way - in the same way as the BNP wheel out one...

I'm not happy about either of those decisions to be honest. Not happy at all. As Icy says, this is NOT a working man's club.

Yes, and he goes by the name of Lokki7. :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

I'm not sure about him Easy. That kid he's with seems to have taken it upon himself to wear a soccer shirt to school. Do we really want this sort of riff raff in the club?

I don't doubt Houllier is flair of near GUS proportions, but we simply cannot allow SWEATERS into Club GUS. Where would it end? It's one short step away from that to inviting Barry Fry. So yes, GERARD, you may enter, on condition that you SUIT yourself up.

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I'm president. You're all doing a great job. Carry on. Where is Easy 10's promise of Hiney Art?

This thread is ripe for some Hiney art. Where the f*** is Easy10?

President. I'll be President, or "El Presidente" for FLAIRNIACS everywhere. Which means I do f*** all, so it's "as you were" really isn't it.

Go on then. We don't want you sounding like Peggy out of Hi de Hi for the next 3 hours.

I'll be president, and of course I ratify Mendoza. South American flair surname gets him in.

I really couldn't agree more, Diggers, which I guess is the reason why you've put me on the committee. And any twat who might consider wearing a cartoon tie (perhaps featuring Dennis the Menace or The Simpsons) should also be instantly dismissed out of hand for any future membership. This more...

Clearly Storer68 can be ruled out of any position.

That is RETRO FLAIR and in any case, he is clearly not in a SUIT. So yes, I'm sure. Federer is a winner and a dreamboat. You might almost say he is the GUS of the tennis world, although his English accent is obviously *never* going to be as sexy as that of Sir GUS.