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You might be able to put Milner on the front page next season. Incontrovertible proof that human perfection is attainable.

I'd put in a clause to the effect that any disclosure to Romano would result in his (Romano's) goolies being dropped in a deep fat fryer. That it's probably not enforceable wouldn't stop me.

Can a release clause be triggered before the transfer window officially opens?

I thought you would, and briefly considered trying to think of an alternative before deciding you'd get what I meant anyway. I'll be pissed off if I'm killed after being hit by a Kia.

99% of manager stints end badly one way or another, worrying about how it happens is like worrying about what make of car just ran you over.

I don't think it's that he has a different attitude to most other managers in that position, he's just more likely to come out with it. There's no point thinking his directness is great when it helps push players to perform better or he comes out with interesting things in interviews, but then...

I do think that, even aside from extra games in Europe or players that we sell, we have to be understanding that there's a decent chance we're not anywhere near 6th place next season without doing anything worse than we have this season.

I'm unreasonably pleased to see that Bloom's apparently worth more than the guy who owns Brentford. Apparently.

I've heard Luton Town are considering a bid to help them stay up next season.

I don't see Southampton signing Mac Allister or Caicedo.