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Apparantly the cockle pickers were told that once the water reached knee high to come in. Nee Hi was sat in the van!

:rolleyes: :shootself :nono: :nono:

I,ll call you a taxi :nono:

Joke of the day Six newcastle players have been arrested for selling drugs: Shearer Cort Dyer Given Bellamy Speed TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forget the coat!!!!

Why did the seven dwarfs use Daz? They wanted their little things to come up snow white! :nono: Thats all from me as my Taxi has just pulled up :(

A blonde girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even...

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires."I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,(Strong whiskey)" responded the young man. "6 shots! Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob.""Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No...

What are Flip Flops worn by a man with two left feet called Flip Flips :down: TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!