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:clap: i can only applaud richie - not onkly did you have the flair look of different socks, but you backed it up with a flair goal just a shame there was no pedophilic tash on offer

yeah - but none of them did it in such STYLE :)

team croc - for being the ONLY team to help with your erection

oh have a day off - you ANNOUNCED to me your intentions AFTER rolling the ball. bearing in mind it was the last game and the obvious chronic lack of fitness in the team, i would have thought it would be GLARINGLY obvious that more notice than that was needed :jester:

:lolol: the first one was GENIUS to make the ground up, the second one was rather good in that he managed to SPIN it out of play, and the third one was just FLAIR to roll it back to the keeper who wasn't even paying attention mark potter - king of the roll in :bowdown:

i think working on BASICS, like roll ins is our best hope of future success :jester:

yet should have drawn with the runners up - the only team that DESTROYED us were the eventual winners, and we only lost so badly because our warm up involved an IMAGINARY ball - half of our team hadn't kicked a real ball for months two players who were crocked as well, i think it bodes well for...

little:eek: i can hardly move today, and i was in goal!

was there a game in which there WASNT a strange decision?! all adds to the fun in my opinion

you lot scored my favourite goal conceded - witham has the opportunity to play in rumble for a GREAT goalscoring opportunity, but somehow ends up giving the ball away as your player has a one on one from the HALF WAY line ridiculous - but nonetheless, absolute FLAIR

the people who were kicking off were absolute knobs of the highest degree - especially the guy who started slapping the other one. in a world cup it would have been pathetic behaviour, yet alone a CHARITY tournament. i hope they were suitably ashamed of themselves

the biggest challenge of the day is about to be undertaken in the terms of the DRIVE to preston park the kit is packed, the gatorade is iced, and i have just taken the ultimate vodka SHIT. i might need some anti-diharoea tablets in order to be at my best

so he made it then - there were doubts around mccarthy towers as to whether he would make the last train i am pleased to say the alan rickman marathon was a MASSIVE success. got halfway through prisoner of azkaban before EVERYBODY died of probable cider poisoning

myself and fellow croc team member kevin ticehurst are currently embarking on an alan rickman MARAHTON - we have just watched love actually, now going to work our way through his BEST harry potters, before ending with die hard and then robin hood prince of thieves around 6am coupled with the...

no need my kit will DAZZLE our opponents into submission

team croc is primed and ready tomorrows team drinking session/bbq is SURE to have everybody up for the tournament, and i firmly believe we can emulate the success of last years heros

the FLAIR keepers kit for the crocs is SNORTED

early negotiations taking place to secure what i expect to be the FLAIREST keepers kit at the tournament

if she is working, i might be able to bring the VIDEO CAMERA and whack some on youtube or somewhere providing there is a sufficiently positive hangover

i dont feel that a team of our calibre should be seen to be approving of that sort of behaviour, hence why i have already said no to joey bartons agent plus, if he required a signing on fee i would do the deed myself, i imagine having sex with ronaldo would be a pretty good experience. not...