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A little girl is eating a cake and standing next to her father, who is sitting in a barbers chair having a haircut. The hairdresser smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies, " And I'm going to get boobs too."

A man steps in to a lift and inside is a beautiful woman. He says to her "Can I smell your pussy?" "No you cannot" replies the woman "Oh" says the man..."It must be your feet then" ???

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bisop decided he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several...

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"One nil." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Goal, one all!" After...