ive written a second verse for the journey back to
"Climbing with my bucket at number twenty two
Saw a man squatting over his wife's chest and he was having a poo
Jizzed my pants even though it was the wrong thing to do
When I'm cleaning winders"
Regards
DR
i'm worried the team is depressed so will email Paul Braber and ask him if i can come on the team coach and sing them some songs on my ukelele on the journey to Bramall Lane on Friday.
ive been going through all of George Foremans back catalogue as he is the most famous ukelele player evs, and...
ive sent the team four jars of my goosberry and wild blueberry conserve to cheer the team up.
It won third prize in the big competition at Eastbourne a few weeks ago so will help them overcome loosing to Middlesboro on Saturday. Cant say too much as the OB may be watching, but some of the lads...