I used to be a parking attendant (Traffic Warden), so the times I met Mark McGhee, Dick Knight and Michel Kuipers were difficult occaisons.... It was too late for McGhee and for Knight, but for Michel? Oh no. In the end, he signed my pocketbook and we shared a very manly (on his behalf, atleast)...
A female friend of mine once met John McCririck at Ascot Racecourse, she was working for ToteSport at the time and he said to her (she tells me he said these EXACT words), "Sorry Darling, any blokes around? I fancy a bet. Nice tits though".
I wouldn't have expected anything more from that...