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  1. Herr Tubthumper

    [Humour] Dad jokes or puns

    Two Irishmen went to the job centre. They asked what vacancies they had. The job center person said “we need tree fellers”. “that’s a shame, there’s only two of us”.
  2. Herr Tubthumper

    [Humour] Dad jokes or puns

    I went to this. Ben Elton was on the bill as well.
  3. Herr Tubthumper

    [Humour] Dad jokes or puns

    Why did the vegan cross cross the road? To tell someone they are vegan.
  4. Herr Tubthumper

    [Humour] Dad jokes or puns

    My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Bloody awful.
  5. Herr Tubthumper

    [Humour] Dad jokes or puns

    I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He wanted to thank me, but I said don’t mention it.
  6. Herr Tubthumper

    [Humour] Dad jokes or puns

    Bono and The Edge walk into a bar. The barman says “Not U2 again”.
  7. Herr Tubthumper

    [Humour] Dad jokes or puns

    what’s black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
  8. Herr Tubthumper

    [Humour] Dad jokes or puns

    Genuine :lolol:
  9. Herr Tubthumper

    [Humour] Dad jokes or puns

    A friend’s son was sent home for masterbating in class. Maybe teaching isn’t for him.
  10. Herr Tubthumper

    [Humour] Dad jokes or puns

    My neighbour asked if I’d seen his dog bowl i never knew he played cricket, I replied
  11. Herr Tubthumper

    [Humour] Dad jokes or puns

    This was a conscious decision as I want to force a choice.. Maybe I should have added both.
  12. Herr Tubthumper

    [Humour] Dad jokes or puns

    Who doesn’t like, or should that be pike, a fish pun? Or a groan inducing dad joke? i love both but cannot split the two, over to you.
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