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Hang on, @TomandJerry ’s post said the bloke had been arrested. That means it was a police matter, not a club matter doesn’t it? If so then the issue is luzzing it, not having it. I’d agree if he’d just held it up and got nicked that would be massive double standards. Beyond that, as I’ve...

Thanks, dad.

I once saw a guy carrying one of those at Crawley Athletics Stadium. I said "are you a pole vaulter"? He replied 'Nein, I am German and how do you know my name is Vaulter"?

**** me mate, nothing changes.

Depends if you had it wrestled from your neck by a ballied up, black clad lunatic or if you left it on the train.

So we’re all still alive then? At least tell me someone’s lost a tooth. :moo:

I’m hoping he’s off to the Foghorn. If he’s not licked to death by a pack of deceptively ferocious cockapoos he’ll throw himself in the sea once he sees the Rose.

Have you got time to photoshop your timeline to make out you drink in The Bulldog, Legends and Revenge?