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The people next door had their front garden wall blown in to the road. I was out at 7.30 helping them move large bricks back in to the garden and cleaning up masonry. I feel I've earned tonight's beer already.

That's Radio 4 for "you're all going to perish horribly." This is a station that broadcasts The Archers and a daily massage on behalf of an imaginary friend.

:lolol: My first flat mate & two BHA mates are from LA and say the same...

I believe we are in "The Calm Before The Storm". And yet I had to rescue my bin lid from the road earlier. And I don't mean my child.

:lolol: I might have slightly exaggerated for the sake of comedy but at least two others had done the fart / curry joke. That left one victim left. It's like weather based musical chairs only nowhere near as funny.

I have had FLOODS in my living room this evening. Unfortunately they were from my wife's eyes when that 16 year old jug eared sweaty just murdered a ballad on Xfactor. Should I have her tested?

In 1987 the great storm hit on a Friday morning. The day after we were at home to Preston. I walked through my school grounds on the way to the Goldstone to check the damage but the game was ON. To this day I wish it hadn't been on. It finished 0-0 and was possibly the most boring game of that...